vogon-poetry asked: 4, 14, 18

4 - Three Celebrities to fuck, marry & kill.

I’ve always had a thing for Kat Von D, so i’ll say that?
Does that make me a square? 

I’d marry Christina Ricci, no questions asked.

Kill Kim Kardashian, you goat faced motherfucker!

14 - The drink you would order at a bar?

Besides a good IPA, I’d probably order an Old Fashioned or a straight whiskey rocks. (Bulliet’s the best)

18 - You can only eat one thing the rest of your life. What is it?

PIZZZUUUUHHHHHH